Alton Brown has helped me make this quiz, fraught with existential panic:

Which egg grade are you?

AA – Really perky

A – Just a bit older

B – When twirled in front of the light, it is obvious that the white has broken down

Aiyeee! This morning I’m feeling like a solid B. I have an altogether odious task to complete today, so odious that I will put off doing my hair until it is finished, lest my coiff be ruined in the process. I can’t detail it further, for they are watching.

xxoo