Not if you were the last superstore on Earth

Take the No Wal-Mart Holiday Shopping Pledge. I know this will be easy for most of you, since there is no way in hell you shop there anyway. And I always like feeling effective while not changing my habits at all. That rules!

Although the other day, I was at the bank, and I needed to pick up milk, and there was a Wal-Mart right there, and I thought "Hmm." But then I slammed my face into the steering wheel to remind myself that we don't shop at Wal-Mart in our family. Bad! NO BARK! So I went home and milked the neighbor's cow instead. Or maybe it was actually Drunk Upstairs Cheryl. I'm not sure, but I milked something. Luckily, I drink soy milk. My inner obesity has requested that I switch to cream laced with chocolate syrup, but there are some things up with we cannot put.

Posted 9:37 AM by Licketysplit