vomitola

April 12, 2003

Licketysplit

A good egg

Alton Brown has helped me make this quiz, fraught with existential panic:

Which egg grade are you?

AA - Really perky
A - Just a bit older
B - When twirled in front of the light, it is obvious that the white has broken down

Aiyeee! This morning I'm feeling like a solid B. I have an altogether odious task to complete today, so odious that I will put off doing my hair until it is finished, lest my coiff be ruined in the process. I can't detail it further, for they are watching.

xxoo